Ask: what would the signs say if they were drunk?
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLL
Aries- “IS HE TRYING TO FIGHT ME? FUCKER HAS HIS FIGHT FACE ON. COMMERE, IT’S ON!”
Taurus- “Did I eat today? OH GOD I FORGOT TO EAT!! I’M GONNA DIE. SOMEONE GET ME A TACO, QUICK!”
Gemini- “I CAN DRINK MORE THAN YOU. FUCK YOU, I’M GONNA WIN THIS SHIT!
Cancer- “THE FUCK? REMEMBER WHAT I DID FOR YOU? YOU NEVER CARE! NEVER!”
Leo- “I KNOW YOU SEE ME. LOOK AT MY SEXY ASS! JUST LOOK AT THIS. I’M BETTER THAN YOU AND YOU KNOWW IT!”
Virgo- “SHE’S SO STUPID BECAUSE HER OUTFIT DOESN’T EVEN MATCH. I TOLD HER IT DID BUT IT TOTALLY DOESN’T. I’M SO BAD!”
Libra- “I didn’t drink any beeer. I’m not even drunk. I think I’m just buzzed. Buzzed. Buzzed is a funny word. HAHAHAHHAHAA”
Scorpio- “I’m horny. Like more than usual. Which is a lot. Can we have sex? SSEEEEEX? YES? NO? PLEASE? OKAY!”
Sagittarius- “OH MY GOD.IT’S FINE. JUST LET ME JUMP OFF THE ROOF, IT’S TOTALLY SAFE. I HAVE A JUMP ROPE”
Capricorn- “Not drunk, just thinking. Go away. Hehehehe stiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiillllll not drunk. Nah. Nope. Neeeh. Nuuuupe. Not drink, I mean drunk.”
Aquarius- “YOU’RE SEXY. IT’S NOT JUST CAUSE I’M DRUNK EITHER. CAUSE I AM. BUT YEAH, I’D HIT THAT”
Pisces- “I JUST HAVE ALL THESE FEELINGS AND NO ONE SEEMS TO UNDERSTAND ME AND MY PAIN!”
(via archangejolras)
